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rusty palm

I can’t get my rusty palm clean
by Wendover June 19, 2019
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ass-palm

To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.

Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.
I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.
by peafarter July 25, 2003
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paleotard

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
by IIFIYM April 30, 2011
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Paleo Diet

A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs
by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2014
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La palma

An island in the east atlantic which is plotting to destroy much of civilation by breaking apart and sliding into the ocean, thus creating tsunamis the likes of which have not been seen in thousands of years.
Will we strike first, or will we let the La palma get away with this?
by Ocean Truth Society January 7, 2005
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itchy palm

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"
by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008
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Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.
by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020
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