A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.
Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.
The behavior of habitually requesting a friend or acquaintance to make a small purchase (drink, candy bar, pack of cigarettes) on one's behalf, with the implication that the act will be reciprocated, while in fact the implied reciprocation is unlikely to take place - knowingly or unknowingly.
Hey, you know where Dave is? I'm gonna go palsource me a McDouble.
John is such a leech, always palsourcing smokes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.