procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

proctocracy

Rule by assholes.

We live in a proctocracy.

by shortbus_hitchhiker August 24, 2023

Procoresplitter

People who wrongly think that Lindon would become more powerful by splitting his core.

"I saw a Procoresplitter the other day, he wasn't very smart"
"This guy ignores part of the facts to make his argument! He must be a Procoresplitter"

by Deerh May 23, 2018

proctogenarian

proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.

Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

proctospazm

A cramp in the sphincter ranging from a light pucker to a full on chute constriction.

A feared person who causes your sphincter to pucker.

A tight wad.

All that diarhhea made my anus cramp, man what a bad proctospazm.

Every time I see that proctospazm it makes me nervous.

That dude didn't pay his share, what a proctospazm.

by 3dPulP March 4, 2010

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.

Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..

by Bobascotch June 24, 2019