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(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 05, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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