Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 11, 2009

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef September 15, 2008

pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004

shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 21, 2012

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 10, 2021

Butt Pastie

Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.

I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.

by Rickanisti February 06, 2018