Onlyfans

A site where women and sometimes men go on because they're too afraid to be real sex workers and so they take photos of themselves and make a bit of money.

Real Sex Worker: No I don't have an onlyfans because Onlyfans is for wannabe sex workers who lack the sex appeal to be real sex workers.

Onlyfans girl: Oh well at least I won't get pregnant or catch aids like you.

Real Sex Worker: Then stop saying you're a sex worker, you're not having sex for profit, you're sexting for money cyber sex isn't real sex. You make less money than me too.

by BitchneyBitch October 16, 2021

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.

Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman

by kmuto December 25, 2008

artillery only

a group dedicated to the feat of completing an hoi4 campaign using only artillery, and spreading the word of artillarus, their god. Most mature members don't really spam, instead going for a more peaceful protest, with non-toxic/inflammatory remarks and opinions.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'?
Person 2: Not bad, but have you heard of the artillery only challenge?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: It's where you only use artillery to win in the game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: Neat, is there anything else to go with it?
Person 2:Sure, we have a community of 400 strong members, and a Discord server at discord.gg/yMz5key

by Disciple_of_artillarus August 28, 2018

power moves only

Something you say when someone says or does something so bold that all you can do is respect it, no matter how outrageous it may be

Caleb: Yo I’m tripping on acid rn and this girl wants to fuck me. I’m gonna have her fuck me while I wear a VR headset.
Matt: POWER MOVES ONLY

by qqq1123 May 16, 2018

Only Flesh

Sleazecore Noiserock Industrial Body Mutilation Musick, based out of Columbus, Ohio USA. Only Flesh shows include their trademark sleazecore noise rock, accompanied by various body mods and intricate and lavish suspensions all through the performance. If your lucky you might even see an occasional apperance by the vice squad, fire dept, and or local news team.

" That Only Flesh show last nite f@cking OWNED!!!"

by KarenLess November 20, 2004

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008