owns

v: Possessing a deed to one's ass

Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble."

"That statement owns meh"

by Gohei February 26, 2004

OWNED!

n. When one is completely submissive (i.e., "the bitch") to another in a conflict

Lin completely OWNED! Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home without his masculinity.

by T. Pizzle September 21, 2008

owned

getting beaten in a worse than sad nature

Dude, you just got owned, I saw it, freaking owned!

by soulraiser44 April 22, 2005

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

own

To be l33ter than someone or something. To be better. To own. To rape.

"Wow, I owned in that paintball game."

by MF September 1, 2002

OWNED

The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED!!!, OOOOOOWNED!!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.::

Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED!!!!
Them: ...stfu..
Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

by Seb The Lodge Minnesota February 21, 2004

owned

used in chatroom fights owned basically means you are his/her bitch

"yo i owned you hours ago"

by Garseys April 18, 2006