Flying Donny Osmand

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm

Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.

by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006

osian

a crap name that welsh people give their children

your name is osian...HAHA!

by roflator February 24, 2005

Osman

Osman is are very tall, big guy who has a very big Dick. Osman is black as fuck but that's good....it makes him attractive. He is from Germany and looks very good. He is focused on his training trying to be a big guy.
We all love him and his big black Dick.

Who has a black Dick? Osman

by Leplol November 21, 2021

ospina

slow people who don't know how to roast or do anything in their lives, they especially suck at soccer

Juan is such an ospina.

by melsq1246 July 5, 2016

Osian

a name, usually someone with zero friends and is strongly disliked by everyone.

Osian has no friends haha.

by KawalarBear October 12, 2018

ossandon

the act of shoving sand up the penis shaft

dylan ossandon his best friend penis after sucking his dad's

by cockloverupassandmouth August 6, 2011

mohamed osman

the pengest lightskin mali alive. I cream myself when i think of mohamed and i want to suck his 54.5 inch cock.

" I love mohamed osman!"
"the lightskin mali wid the long wood?"
"yes,luvly jubbly."
"i want the cocky all up in my mouth."

by lekai whiley February 4, 2020