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netherlands

My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P

The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked

Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Dutch person A: Alles goed?

Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!

Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P

Dutch person B: stfu....
by Robinio June 13, 2005
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netherlands

a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.
or maybe i got it wrong...
netherlands
by badkisser April 17, 2006
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Way cooler than Evan, Dennis and Jim, and has way better luck with the ladies.

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Netter, that guy is the guy man.
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She was wet with netherphlegm.
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