necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.

if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008

Necrofailia

Necrofailia, is having sex with the undead, like Necrophelia is sex with the dead.

If you are perfoming Necrophelia, and the dead suddenly reanimates, you have Necrofailed. Necrofailia has been performed in the place of Necrophelia.

by Halfresponse September 5, 2010

Necro-curious

Similar to bi-curious, but rather than having sexual curiosity toward ones own sex they are sexually curious for dead bodies.

After going to the funeral I mildly want to have sex with dead bodies while still mainly for the most part I'm into the living , therefore I'm necro-curious.

by SuperSpork March 13, 2011

Necrochatamancy

Necrochatamancy is the act or practice of reviving a dead chat that you had completely forgotten about. It is brought about either through making everyone aware that you have not spoken for months or by sending a rather dank meme and ignoring the fact that no one even wants the chat to exist. Necrochatamany was an activity turned competition sometime in March 2020. Although the origins are not completely known, we can assume someone texted in a dead chat, thereby reviving it. Necrochatamancy is practiced to this day, and chances are that every month or so you'll see someone pull it off and bring an old group of people back together for the sake of curiosity, or to achieve the state of "not bored." You know you have achieved a successful necrochatamancy when your phone will not shut up and you realize what a mistake you made.

Example 1
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."

Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."

Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"

by sadibird November 18, 2020

nebraska switch

When you take the adhesive off half a skin and add it to another two skins to form a long skin, commonly used in relation to weed smoking

Ah shit we're out of long skins, I'll pull the ol' nebraska switch and make my own

by Tommyshlug October 30, 2022

Nebraskan

Someone from that one state in the middle that you forgot about.

Examples: Fred Astaire, Gerald Ford, Warren Buffet, Malcom X, Lucas Cruikshank (Fred Figglehorn), Jojo Siwa, Buffalo Bill, etc.

Nebraskans like corn a lot; they really do.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

by Bro Jake March 24, 2023