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native american history 

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
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Native American 

The 'original' Americans.

White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.
The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.
Native American by jazz4 May 17, 2011

native americans 

There really aren't any. If someone says they are Native American what they really mean is 200 years ago their great-great granmother/father whatever had a second cousin who was possibly 1/100th Native American.
White: I'm white I rule the world and know everything and everyone is dumb wee! Europe is so cool man!

metric!
native americans by Larry Kincaid September 19, 2005

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome 

The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

Native black Jamaican 

A person whose ancestors came to Jamaica before, or during the slave trade .To be considered a native black Jamaican/ NBJ one of your parents or two of your grandparents must’ve been born in Jamaica and have resided on the island before 1900 and 1833 retrospectively you also must be black . We are a mix of the original native tribes on the island, and the Black people brought over during the slave trade Anybody who does not meet the definition above, is considered non-NBJ .

Native American Church 

A gambling casino, especially one near a reservation in the Western US.
I gave my entire paycheck to the Native American church.

Native Trash

People that are proud of their locality. Also novelties you would only find in your hometown or local area.
People with bumper stickers that say NATIVE.
"now that's some native trash right there."
Native Trash by Oval Boulder July 17, 2009