modawk

MOst Definitely AWKward

OMG, I ran in to my ex at the grocery store yesterday, it was modawk.

by onetwothreefour.1234 October 27, 2010

Monawkward

A portmanteau of "moniker" and "awkward"; Describes the situation after the realization that the new guy to a group uses an individual's specific name REALLY often while referring to everyone else as simply "guys", "hey, you", etc. because he doesn't know anyone else's name and is attempting to overcompensate.

"As Chad referred to me by name for the 5000th time, I noticed that he had never directly addressed anyone else since the first day of school. It was monawkward, to say the least, after that."

by DeathIsBadForYourHealth February 25, 2017

Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.

" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"

by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019

Motakiru

gay hentai

Hi I'm Oliver and I am a big fan of Motakiru.

by youknowitbb June 30, 2019

Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.

Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!

by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023

Mohawkcat

A username that a guy named mike uses (he is so cool)

I’m gonna beat mohawkcat to death with a metal bar

by Mohawkcat November 12, 2023