Marcus

A man with a MASSIVE SHLONG TOO BIG FOR ANY CONDOM whose zodiac sign is most likely a Sagittarius (hence the horse cock) and has an even bigger heart. Loves his person to infinity and beyond and will stop at nothing to protect the ones he loves. best personality and absolute best sense of humor. also a smile that could light up an entire city.

damn, if I can't walk tomorrow it's because Marcus railed me last night.

by savagexgrace January 28, 2021

Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

by hypo November 18, 2011

Uri and Marcus

Uri is a good person to be with fun attractive funny sexually stunning clam but can put up a good fight , Marcus is an amazing person he is sexually stunning, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom, these two people can be the best of friends if they get to know each other ( which they should for they would have an amazing time), however if they ever decided to be together more then friends, then it would be the best relation ship they could ever be in.
This is true especially if Uri is a Taurus and Marcus is a Pisces

Uri and Marcus are amazing friends to be around, they are the life of the party .

by the truth study December 19, 2016

Hanging with Marcus

the act of smoking marijuana- specific to a group of dudes from South-Eastern, Pennsylvania

Hey man, you hanging with Marcus and me tonight?

by Marcus Weed January 12, 2008

Marcus

An incredible human being. Whenever anybody says bad about this Italian master it's false, and out of envy. Marcus is an Italian friend with a heart of gold, and has eyes so deep you can stare into his soul. He is an amazing person. He has a good sense of style, humor, love, and sports. This italian dynamo will always try his hardest to achieve in everything he does. He is the best friend you could find. Don't think falsly on this wonderful human, he is an incredible Italian and will always make you smile.

Aww Marcus is so cute!

by Columbus172 December 20, 2010

marcus

Another way to say "weed" in front of parents.

"Hey man wanna hang out wit marcus today?"
"Sure, Marcus is hella coo!"

by Poncho! February 2, 2009

Marcus Smart

An act of flopping by a basketball player during the last minute of the game, especially when their opponent have a 1 point lead

Wth? Our opponent have a 1 point lead, I should pull a Marcus Smart

by Unicornication December 13, 2016