when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.
by fred March 15, 2005
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Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.
Bennie: You bullspittin!
Don: Im serious, look!
Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)
Bennie: You bullspittin!
Don: Im serious, look!
Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
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Get the Monkabater mug.Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).
A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"
To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"
To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 27, 2013
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I awoke from a vivid and forgotten dream, chuckling fervently, with a mere thread linking me back to the dreamscape: A group of black and white cats is called a moocaucus.
Bro did you see that moocaucus at the cat cafe!? I've never seen so many cats resembling tiny cows before!
by Merileo July 4, 2019
Get the Moocaucus mug.A technique called mokankosapo but in Team Four Stars "dbz abridged" series, perfect cell uses the technique but instead of mokankosappo it is a fusion between the special beam cannon (also a nemekian technique) and the mokankosappo. (No current definition) It is supposed to be funny and overall confuses the Z fighters.
Cell: Pop quiz goku, which attack is this?
Goku: Ooh! That's the, the the beam thing! Ah jeez, this is killing me! I mean it killed me.
Goku: Piccolo, what's this thing called?
Piccolo: Oh cmon goku it's the mokakus, makanaka, maja-
Nail and Kami (in piccolo's head): Mokankosappo!
Piccolo: That One!
Goku: What?
Cell (split into 4): Ma Kanko Sa Cannon!
(Mokankosacannon)
Goku: Ooh! That's the, the the beam thing! Ah jeez, this is killing me! I mean it killed me.
Goku: Piccolo, what's this thing called?
Piccolo: Oh cmon goku it's the mokakus, makanaka, maja-
Nail and Kami (in piccolo's head): Mokankosappo!
Piccolo: That One!
Goku: What?
Cell (split into 4): Ma Kanko Sa Cannon!
(Mokankosacannon)
by PizzaPowerXYZ July 24, 2020
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