When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
by The Dock Master September 10, 2015
by Ryan T and Josh I November 12, 2007
The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
by moistbagelhater January 02, 2015
I tried to put it in my girlfriends butt but she yelled at me and so I gave her the moist bill instead.
by Slam Bam Horny Man July 30, 2007
A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.
"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
by ItzSpark March 17, 2021
by Moistseepage February 09, 2019