Momblem

Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.

"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."

"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."

"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."

by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014

Mombak

The act of an inner city-person calling down the street from the corner to get someone to return. Practically the same as saying "come on back"

"Hey skeebo, mombak....mombak" or the garbage man calling to the truck after missing a house ..."mombak"

by Skeeb0127 May 31, 2009

Mombo #5

If your list of women you've slept with includes a Monica, an Erica, a Rita, a Tina, a Sandra, a Mary, and a Jessica, then you are officially a man whore.

Fuck... I had sex with a Rita last night. That means I did a whole mombo #5... Fuck... Time to get checked.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 11, 2016

momboy

A woman that will still care for you as a parent would while also having many boyish qualities. A portmanteau of a MILF, an attractive older woman, and a tomboy, a woman with generally masculine interests.

MILFs are too feminine, but tomboys are too distant. I think a momboy is right for me!

by KingCorporeal April 28, 2021

The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

mombie

A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.

The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.

by SPQR November 12, 2007

Mombie

A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.

My mombie game is strong. I have managed to scrub the walls, make dinner, bathe the kids, and drink an entire pot of coffee in one gulp on 2 hours of broken sleep.

by Stillrad May 21, 2015