Mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil

4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it

7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification

Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).

by I said... February 4, 2010

misterbugsgf

bre is such a kind hearted person she loves her mutuls and isnt a bad person like everyone makes her out to be <33

is that misterbugsgf a rasict and mean person?

Thats not like bre at all! Shes a super sweet person!

by .sashaswifey April 3, 2022

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble

We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.

by X3 time December 1, 2011

mistlefoe

Exactly like mistletoe but when you're under it with another person, you hit them.

Dave: Did you see? John and Alex we're under the mistlefoe together?
Lindsey: I didn't see it happen, but Alex did have a bruise.

by anonymouslyanoymousbeinganon September 28, 2018

your sister a mister

worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and your granny tranny

fred:your mom gay
joe: rour dad lesbian
steve: your granny tranny
brandon trembling from all the bad insults: your sister a mister
fred, joe and steve all explode

by tendie baker May 10, 2018

mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006