misthiocracy

Rule by Employees. (from Ancient Greek. misthios="paid servant" and kratos="power or rule")

Our boss would be completely helpless without his secretary. It's basically a misthiocracy.

by Royston Lodge April 16, 2015

Moustachioed

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny

by L-Lion August 6, 2017

mistache

An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.

Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistachiocution

- Execution by throwing pistachios at them until they die.
- Death by pistachios

Friend: "Dude my sister was Pistachonated!"
Me: "So she was nuted on?"

Friend:"...."
Friend: "I shall organise your Pistachiocution."

by The Pistachiocutioner May 13, 2020

massachioust

Someone who has and/or is thicc or having ass. Also known as having a lot of cake.

Dang girl didn't know you were a massachioust.

by YoureTrashKid December 15, 2020

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021