mattia polibio

finest tik tok boy you’ll ever see. Just look at him, you’re welcome

person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio

person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit

by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Meatibu

Sausage pickled in Malibu and aged for at least one year in an airing cupboard

The Meatibu at this party is some of the best I have ever tasted.

Monsieur Charcutier, with this Meatibu you are really spoiling us.

by Squirilt April 28, 2010

Mattie

An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matties can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matties are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matties have a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matties are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matties tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.

"Dude you know that Mattie chick with the big boobs?"
"Yeahh man she's f*ckin hilarious"
"Goddamn she's sexy."
"She's way out of your league!"

by someoneotherthanyourself December 19, 2011

Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

Mattilynn

Origin;Greek
Decedent of both Aphrodite and Athena. This modern day Greek princess is as beautiful and desired as Aphrodite and as intelligent and wise as Athena. She has a heart of gold and loves animals. She is to be treasured above all others.

One might only find a Mattilynn once in their lifetime. Beauty, wisdom, intelligent

by Frenchindiangreek December 19, 2016

Mattify

A type of person who doesn't care about his friends, only cares about his role and has a biased father.

Hey you are just like Mattify! but a 2.0

by YouDonTNeeDToKnoW69 September 6, 2019

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019