Morning Marsh

Waking up aroused. (f)

OH SHIT I WAS THINKING OF GOOD SHIT AND MY SHITS ALL SHITTY NOW GUYZ. MORNING MARSH.

by snizzletz July 11, 2011

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2013

morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.

Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.

by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015

Asparagus meaning

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019