Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

Functioning member of society

when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads

Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think

Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair

Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar

by el equis June 4, 2009

meeerr

A sarcastic term used to rub something in someones face, usually pronounced with a nasal overtone.

Dick: pressure-full is a word
Stef: no its not. Meeerr.

by Arrrrrr April 27, 2008

Meebe

A cute/silly way to say maybe.

Meebe we can do dat!

by angellus00 September 8, 2010

Meeper

A Meeper is a person who fills the gap in conversations with ‘meeps’. Meeps are unnecessary words/sentences with no relevance to the topic at hand. It is a string of verbal expressions one says to fill the silence, often involving repetitions, puns and colloquial language in the hope they sound cool and up to date with the cool kids jargon.
To' meep' is to say something random for the sake of simply saying something.
'Meepers' are annoying.

Meeper- O.M.G I was like wateva trevor. You know what I mean? It was like totes, what the fluffy duck is that about. For real. No shizz sherlock.

by People are annoying September 6, 2013