Maricela

Maricelas are gems. Very hard to find, but you'll be so happy you did. They have the kindest souls with the toughest exteriors. Nurturing by nature, boss babe by choice. Maricelas are hustlers, adventurers, and love making the most out of life. Maricelas will do anything for the people they care about. They are very thoughtful, generous and loyal. Trust is everything to a Maricela, and if you ever lose their trust or respect, you may have lost the best thing to ever happen to you. You should never let a Maricela go, shall you ever have the opportunity to meet one.

Tips for befriending a Maricela:
Be authentic- Maricelas hate the fake shit

Reciprocate- There are no limits to a Maricelas love when her energy and efforts are matched
Know how to handle your alcohol- Maricelas love a good, drama free time
Ask to borrow a pen- Maricelas are always happy to lend you a pen
Be ready for a good time- Maricelas love to live in the moment, so always be prepared for anything

Be kind- Maricelas always search your heart first

That girl right there is a Maricela. She a real one for sure.

by Mariboo January 3, 2023

gibson mattice

Fuck Face

Look at that Gibson Mattice over there

by Deadpool_0578 May 23, 2017

Volun-Matier

When you've been volunteered without actually volunteering yourself for something you expressely don't want to do.

Sorry Chris, you've been Volun-Matiered to go to Newman.

by M303 April 16, 2023

noments motice

Fuck you, it wasn’t a spelling mistake.

I’ll be there in a noments motice.

by rzBALLOON September 24, 2023

chub-o-matic

When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.

Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

sketch-o-matic

pure sketch. anyone who acts in a way that is downright shady, off-kilter, up to nothing good..

borrowed from barkay's "sex-o-matic" .. different context though

i.e. "see how he creepin'--? that dude sketch-o-matic"

by ghettoMD October 15, 2013

the Shine Of Malice

The shine that anime characters do when they are trying to intimidate you with their glasses. Usually results in pushing the glasses up the bridge of their nose as a shine goes on it, blocking out the eyes and making it all white.

Oh no, he did the Shine Of Malice! Mary Sue-Chan will be quaking in her boots now!

by devilsapple February 10, 2019