Masturbation Roulette

Masturbating to any tv show or movie and hoping the more attractive character happens to be on screen when you finish.

I was playing a little Masturbation Roulette to the View today. I was hoping do finish to Elizabeth Hasslebeck, but I ended up on Joy Behar!!

by Dokk Holiday August 3, 2010

mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

by DR MD August 26, 2009

Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

condom masturbation

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

by friskycurtain April 18, 2009

narcisso-incestuous masturbation

The act of having sex with one's clone.

Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009

Machine Gun Masturbation

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.

Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.

by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006

musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation

by dildo777 February 24, 2017