ManBand

When a guy's hair is so long he needs to use his sunglasses as a headband.

JJ's hair is so long he's been using his Von Zips as a ManBand.

by Shittychonga April 1, 2010

manber

A self-righteous tool and/or douchebag who foolishly believes that he is the embodiment of manliness. A male who is the epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior.

"So I was at this party and this drunken idiot started hitting on my girl, and kept shouting about how much she wanted him even though she called him a disgusting pig and told him to leave her alone."
"Sounds like a manber to me."
"A textbook case."

by yoyoyojoe December 20, 2007

manbang

The act of having anal sex with another man.

Todd manbangs Joey while they watch Golden Girls reruns.

by TGHomeslice April 17, 2008

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

Manbreeze

Axe body spray

Bob: Dude, don't go in the bathroom. I just dominated the toilet.
Joe: Manbreeze it, then

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 26, 2009

manbearpuig

Refer to #1. I'm SUPER, DUPER, CEREAL!!!!

MANBEARPUIG is a threat to the MLB. He cannot be stopped. I'm cereal.

by RustyBurns August 14, 2013

manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

by bkrj January 11, 2014