To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.
Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.
by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008
Get the Shit Mallet mug.Example #1: Joe Rogan is the most famous real life manlet in the world coming in at a whopping 5 feet 7 inches! The most famous fictional manlet is George Constanza from Seinfeld.
Example #2: Two contestants on Fear Factor said in Stuff Magazine, "You know, I always thought that Joe looked great on TV. When I saw him in person, the only thing I could say was that he was a lot shorter than I had imagined.... He is so short. I'm 5'10" and I towered over him".
Example #2: Two contestants on Fear Factor said in Stuff Magazine, "You know, I always thought that Joe looked great on TV. When I saw him in person, the only thing I could say was that he was a lot shorter than I had imagined.... He is so short. I'm 5'10" and I towered over him".
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by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009
Get the Mapleton mug.by Jerzley July 30, 2006
Get the 7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet mug.The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.
Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
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see- guy the fly or shiznit for more info.
a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement
see- guy the fly or shiznit for more info.
a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement
'guy is a manlet, haha, he is so small lol !!11!!1!!1!!! !111oneoneeleven!!11!!onehundred!!1 !11!!eleven!
by weeabix April 26, 2005
Get the manlet mug.A tall person that avereges about 6'3 or 6'2 that is skinny and anyone that is 5'9 or below could kick their ass.
I don't get it The tall Manlet is taking the blonde but that's not safe, the fact that she is confident is sad as anyone could drop that Tall Manlet.
by Darte July 1, 2016
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