mauldin

Sexy, Attractive, Big Penised

"I love that kid Noah, he is such a Mauldin!"

by noaray January 19, 2008

Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.

There's some in your crack.......

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

moudy

Moudy is a nickname for Mohamad. He can make u fall in love with him in 1 hour.Moudy is caring, smart, and loving.Just by him saying "I love u" he makes u forget the world. He can change ur whole life. He motivates u to be the best and fix ur flaws. Moudy has some flaws also hes not perfect but his flaws are small beside his actions & personality. Hes very hardworking and even when he has stress and lots to think about, he still makes time for those that he loves. He can make u angry but u still love him because it's impossible not to. When Moudy is angry avoid him because its intense when he is angry.don't say anything hurtful to him, because mean words hurt him. Eventually he calms down he never stays angry for too long. When u love Moudy so dearly, it breaks ur heart when he is angry and stressed because his pain is ur pain. Moudy can allow u to stare in his eyes for hours without saying a word. his eyes speak the words from his heart. His eyes sparkle with love, when he touches ur hand sparks fly. Just him being close to u gets u excited.Moudy is a flirt and can make all the pretty girls laugh but even with all the girls around Moudy, he has only one girl in his heart. He's someone that would make u proud to say he's ur husband, the father of ur kids, ur other half. Moudy is a ROLE MODEL. you want to be as smart and as amazing as he is. He may think he is not good enough for u, but if he ever does say that than he should know that he's wrong. Moudy is close to perfect.

1) Girl 1: "I will love him forever and always"

Girl 2: "Who?"

Girl 1: "Moudy, the only man I can ever love this much"

2) Girl 1: "It's impossible to find the man of your dreams these days! I wish I can find at least one good man, don't you?"

Girl 2: "No, because I already found the man of my dreams. His name is Moudy."

by susmoudy2012 December 5, 2013

mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys

EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

by B*RAD May 22, 2014

Ass-mouldikakumon

Sixth and ultimate level of Ass.
A ridiculous term containting the name of Digimon. I don't know where we got this one, however it can't be topped in the levels of Ass.

Steve, you have to be the the biggest Ass-mouldikakumon I have ever seen in my life.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Moulah

Moulah means any sort of money

"Hey Beng, wanna come up the boozer for abit?"
Beng, "Nah sorry got no moulah"

Beng has never got any moulah, nor Spear.

"Wow that costs mad moulah!"

by Kidmoe July 13, 2007

moldy joe

when a girl gets playdo and sticks it up her pussy and then takes it out to see what she can take.

woah, taylor found out she can take a lot! thanks moldy joe!

by jonatron zigler January 14, 2010