by cracklingballspop91 August 5, 2022
Get the joe mammug. A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
Get the Mam hammockmug. Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
by marcowh August 21, 2023
Get the Mam headmug. by Skinny 💅🏼 July 10, 2019
Get the Lil mammug. Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.
by cheesebagels September 30, 2014
Get the Mam crushmug. Means your mom gay, but when spoken in a moment of true anger, hatred, and spite, this true curse has the ability to warp the very fabric of reality with its power. it can instantly kill an offending party, cause spontanious combustion, or instantly afflict with Ligma along with numourous other possible effects. One unfortunate victim was transported to Hogwarts but instead of learning magic, was forced to spend 10,000 years doing increasingly complex vector calculus.
Chad: Hi Joe!
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.
by whyamIevenalive July 10, 2023
Get the che mam geymug. by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020
Get the ior mammug.