lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Loftising

anything that represents consuming alcohol slowly, from babysitting beers, waiting to take shots, or buying 7oz beers instead of 12

Hey man quit Loftising that beer...that's your first one and we're already on number 4.

by nrb2s October 19, 2010

lokisexual

People who are only attracted to Loki Laufeyson/Friggason.

I hate men
Because you’re lokisexual

by goddessofmarvel December 31, 2020

Lois Griffin

When someone is "A Lois Griffin" that means they're a hot and sexy milf who loves groceries

Oh my god did you see Rebecca today? She's such a Lois Griffin.

by ReinhardtsGirlfriend March 11, 2021

Loisa

A wonderful and amazing girl that always do anything for the sake of her family, she work hard very well for her to have a good life. She is fun to be with, she's crazy and loves to laugh so much. Her words of wisdom and fear to God is the most thing that you can love her. When it comes to a relationship she's the best girlfriend you could ever have, she stays loyal and consistent to a one guy. She maybe not seeing her friends so much but she make sure that when they see each other it will always be the usual.

Do you know Loisa?

Yeah, the bubbly girl?

Oh, I love her!

Me too!

by ashia eurydyce November 23, 2021

loise angel gamboa diaz

✿. .:* ☆:**:. sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴇsᴛ ɢɪʀʟ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇɴ .:**:.☆*.: .✿
The most reliable, trustworthy, loyal, kind, friendly, adorable, funny, silly person in the world. Genuinely deserves the whole planet's love. I know you are reading this right now, Loise <3. I want to wish you the happiest birthday ever. May this year be happy and lucky for you, and hopefully, we'll stay friends forever

(¯`*•.¸,¤°´✿. .:* 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚗 *.: .✿`°¤,¸.•*´¯)

Your dearest friend, Sasha💛

Loise Angel Gamboa Diaz: my parents are fighting I'm so scared

Me: You shall not worry, since I'm your knight in shining armor I will rescue you

Loise Angel Gamboa Diaz: We're like 6000 miles away from each other but yay😋

by yeongyuarewhipped January 20, 2022

LITISM

A RELIGION WHERE YOU AT PEACE WITH YOURSELF AND WITH OTHERS AND ALSO TUNING OUT DISTRACTIONS DURING THE PROCESS OF ACCOMPLISHING A MAJOR GOAL.

When Noah made the ark he practiced LITISM to accomplish it.

by HeadYoungin1056 October 16, 2022