Lasania

Craziest most sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Shes pretty and very thick. But dosent believe she is any of those.
She is also smart but dosent like to show it. Shes also probably depressed and is a carrier of anxiety.

Guy 1: Damn lasania be banging
Guy 2: yeah but she dosent believe it.

by Laz is savage April 17, 2020

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lasagnay

the food that for some reason people call "la-zon-ya" (lasagna).

"damn that's some good lasagnay."
"do you mean la-zon-ya?"
"NO! ITS LA-SAG-NAY!"

by mr.poopiebutthole April 25, 2021

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LASA

Used whenever you’re celebrating something or are excited; also usually has the end extended by a couple A’s to accentuate the happiness connotation of the word

Grace: “my brother just got divorced so now he can date you”
Me: “ LASAAAAAAA”
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Me: “LASAAAAAA GUYS OMG I JUST SAW ____ RN”

by hearts4loona August 15, 2021

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turd lasagne

A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

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stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

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