lumbrella

The piece of wood that is used in Umbrella Cricket to hold competing umbrellas in place until such time they successfully launch themselves. In some backwards parts of the world, this is referred to as balcony awning wood frame. There are two ways in which to win Umbrella Cricket. The first way to win is to be the first umbrella off the lumbrella and the other is total distance flown from lumbrella. Sport started in West Perth, Western Australia but can be found on balconies all over the world. To be introduced as Olympic sport in China in 2008, much to the delight of the local Cricket Umbrella industry.

1) Sir Cuggalot of the Knights of the Cugg Table has begun the ceremonial placing of the Cricket Umbrellas on the LUMBRELLA by which the fist day of the 5 Day Umbrella Cricket Test begins....
2) Ricko precariously tip toes on the chair and reaches through the lumbrella for the Cricket Umbrellas to no avail. He must then walk to work in the rain or don a garbage bag for protection. He could also just dance between the rain drops.

by T I February 2, 2006

Lumb

To screw something up and never admit to it whatever, dragging people down along the way.

You really lumbed me, right where it hurts!!!
I can smell a Lumb!!!
To lumb or not to lumb, thats is the question

by Graham Osbourne September 8, 2006

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

ballon + lumberjack

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.

Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.

by anonymous June 16, 2021

Lumberton

Lumberton, New Jersey. A cursed place, whose residents may never leave New Jersey.

Dude: Hey, where do you live?
Lumbertonian: Lumberton.
Dude: Where's that?
Lumbertonian: Hell.

by J-E-B September 24, 2009

lumb

Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.

I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

by Alex Yusupov October 12, 2008