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The opposite of grool (as used in the beloved film Mean Girls). To be lumb is to be lame and dumb all at once. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.
Jack: Nicolas Cage used to be grool, but everything went downhill after National Treasure 2.
Ash: Yeah, now he's just a lumb actor.

Jack: Don't be a lumbdog millionaire.
Ash: Yeah, don't be lumb and lumber.

Annabelle: This little lumb of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
by hahahajackmyswag February 24, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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"Laughing Under My Breath"
can be used for msn, texting etc..
Iqubal: knock knock
Matt:Who's there?
Iqubal: Doctor
Matt: Doctor who?
Iqubal: haha you just said it!
Matt: lumb what a loser!
by paradise92 June 10, 2009
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To screw something up and never admit to it whatever, dragging people down along the way.
You really lumbed me, right where it hurts!!!
I can smell a Lumb!!!
To lumb or not to lumb, thats is the question
by Graham Osbourne September 08, 2006
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Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.
I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

by Alex Yusupov August 18, 2008
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Something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn't wanna say 'love'
'I love you'
'I lumb you too'
by Finza October 21, 2006
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