by Jduck May 31, 2020
Get the You are Laced mug.Man I tried give homeboy some stuff for free but he's laced up he didn't take it now I got find someone else that can owe me in future
by Ahvridge March 1, 2021
Get the Laced up mug.Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)
Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.
Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.
ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped
(i think it was originated by african americans.)
Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.
Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.
ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped
You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"
Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"
Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"
by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010
Get the Mokey Loped mug.when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
Get the shit lapped mug.Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
Get the Laredo mug.Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
Get the Malaysian lapdance mug.Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
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