Kdling

This is when you do something strange or weird but with 100% dedication

Dude 1: did you see Josh yesterday?
Dude 2: no what about him?
Dude 1: he was so f**king Kdling this monday
Dude 2: what did he do?
Dude 1: he burned his hand on the stove like 3 times in a row and just let it roll
Dude 2: that so Kdling
Dude 3: Totally

by EPonyLover April 15, 2012

klingons

if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons

fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar

by big_smoke October 7, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

klingkit

someone who hooks up with a lot of men at the same time

"oh that girl is such a klingkit"

by steelerchick99 June 28, 2007

Klingonclit

overly big Clitoris

My God She has a Klingonclit!

by St.Louis_rocker1 March 12, 2011

Kyligh

Kyligh Elizabeth Curry is a fake ass bitch who thinks she's all that when she's really nothing but shit. She is a peppy ass cheerleader. Manipulative bitch who is also a spolid ass brat. Talks shit about everyone. Think her friends like her when really all they do is talk about her. And SHE NEEDS TO GO CHOKE ON A FAT ONE BUT WAIT SHE CANT GETTT ONEE!!!

Person 1 Omg Kyligh is such a bitch
Person 2 yea ik this

by Lovley girl 02 October 29, 2019

klingons

A sex toy made out of glass that goes up your vag and butt at the same time. It can be heated or you can stick it in the fridge for a bit if you like it cold. If it ever breaks, you can imagine it would be no longer useful, due to sharp edges.

Forget dildos, use klingons instead.

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008