Highlands Janitor

A best friend that can be met through college. Someone who will later on could be your future co-worker, hence the name "Highlands Janitor" they're too worthy to be a janitor. They can also be offered Granola Bars and if you want, can also invite them to your dorms, that's if your college has dorms. One should be REALLY careful when meeting a Highlands Janitor, they can do some weird things. Weird sexual things while at it as well. See also best friend or sex offender

Ralph: Hey Highlands Janitor, you want a granola bar?

Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.

by Cemorolen April 20, 2018

soul-janitor

Buying from someone you trusted who grabbles naturally to collect for himself your soul ; the price of your sins, weaknesses and addictions .

You're doin' great kid! You're showin' some hootspa! You'll be a soul-janitor for sure!

by Nimron September 18, 2019

Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off

comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party

by warlock of feet January 4, 2021

Jim The Janitor

Weed

Let's go smoke some Jim The Janitor behind the bleachers

by Jim The Janitor December 7, 2012

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

Ol Sleepy Janitor

When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep

Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.

by douchezork February 27, 2022

potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022