HOly fuck he is a Greek god. He has the greatest hair. Nicest jawline. Perfect nose. Twinkling eyes. He is fucking beautiful. But his personality is what makes him the best. He is the greatest best friend and the most loving guy you will ever meet. He is so daddY IN BED. fuck.
Girl: Jake made me scream so loud I forgot I had a voice the next morning.
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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.
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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.
by rose given by daddy May 17, 2017
Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
by H2theIzzo July 18, 2006
Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."
by IsGudd November 03, 2019
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
by DUde 1093u04984 April 22, 2008
by NuMbA1StUnTa December 06, 2008
"jake" is my best friend.
by Taeeeeeeee December 21, 2008