jackassism

An act of total jackass motives.

"You getting your friend to put holes in their face is a total jackassism"

by Meg and Lis January 5, 2008

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Jackassery

1. The effect of foolish or thoughtless actions, such as performed by a jackass.

2. The foolish or thoughless actions of a jackass.

3. The practice of being a jackass.

"He finds himself suffering from his own jackassery."

by Kat Richardson August 11, 2005

jackassian

The perfected art of resembling a jackass.

While quite witty, often times his humor is more jackassian than not.

He had a very jackassian dispostion.

by steele magnolia October 14, 2008

Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.

"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."

by Margaret July 23, 2004

jackass-fuckface

n. a miscreant at the top of his game; a title awarded to those who toil unremittingly for personal gain at the expense of others

ex. 1) i played that gig three months ago and the jackass-fuckface still hasn't payed me.

ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.

by -=Pez=- September 14, 2003

ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 4, 2006