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jobolobo

Complete and utter dumb cunt and pedo
Damn look at that jobolobo trying to get the school girls
by Rockondevil November 12, 2012
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jobillie

A curved shaped eye liner extending out of the eye lid.
Historians say this cosmetic technique originated from Egypt by appling liquidated papya beans onto royal mistresses to appear suductive.
by Lee, Dr. Gi Hun April 4, 2005
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jobobus

an epic halo three player.
i just got powned by a huge jobobus.
by shanikwa9 March 22, 2008
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Jobsolete

A word coined by Stephen Colbert. It means starting useless and unnecessary projects for the sake of creating jobs. In this sense, republicans in the U.S government have been advocating to literally waste money on things that they don't need or want just to save a small number of jobs. The reality, is that the U.S spends trillions of dollars on a defence budget and most of the money is being pocketed by defence contractors who are backed by members of congress. In other words, the U.S defence program is a funnel that gives away money to large corporate interests. The military doesn't want any more tanks, but they keep building them and leaving them in a Nevada dessert.

The U.S government spent $50 million each on 21 C-27J Cargo Planes only to have them shipped to an Arizona Boneyard. Ohio Senators fought for this plan because it would save 800 jobs. You do the math. That's a cost of $1.05 billion divided by 800 jobs which equals $1.3 million per job! All of that money could have instead been used for food stamps and things that will actually help america get back on its feet. That same money, if it had been spent wisely, could have potentially created hundreds of thousands of high paying jobs and something the U.S could actually use.

Another waste of money is a $400 billion F35 Fighter jet, which still doesn't work well, costs have been overrun, and the government claims its too big to kill because of 133,000 jobs. That's a cost of $3 million per job!
I wish the government would stop creating things that are jobsolete.
by Coolza April 19, 2014
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Joblem

The opposite of funemployment, i.e., having a job, which is problematic.
"I got 99 joblems but a career aint one."
by CyberSpace7 August 22, 2016
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Joolry

The way you pronounce the word jewelry if you can only afford costume bling.
Anyone know where I can buy expensive joolry?
by BeNotAfraid January 1, 2017
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jooly

Jooly is the girl who everyone loves. She is super confident and flaunts what she has. Her charm and good looks leave every boy in awe and she loves to wink at cute guys out in public. She manages to balance a busy lifestyle and still thrive at everything. She always knows the latest gossip and updates her friends with it. Overall a girl that you can dance with at the club, watch movies with on a lazy night, go shopping and attend workout classes together and even hit the golf course with every once in a while!
Jacob: "woah did you see that girl make that putt?"
Liam: "Yeah she is super hot and skilled, must be a Jooly!"
by ricecakes29 April 19, 2017
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