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Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.
What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
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Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours
by banjana June 11, 2024
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Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”
by DovBaer May 30, 2024
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ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
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Israeled

The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back to fight for it and own it back once again
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
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Israel

A country located in the Middle East, Asia.

Mostly hated by people, but that's because it's the only Jewish country.

And everyone hates the Jews.
"Where are you from?"

"I'm actually from Israel!"

"Kill yourself."
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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Israel

Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.

Also a very beautiful country.
Israel is true home of Jewish people.

Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.
by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023
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