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Investor Bait

When companies use (primarily tech) buzzwords and trends to get investors to throw money at them.

Some startups/ companies may even base their entire branding off investor bait (such as meta).
“Did you hear about the new AI feature coming to the IPhone?”

“Yea, pretty sure thats investor bait though”
by SocratesFartMuncher July 17, 2024
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investor friendly

A term used to describe the desire to acquire work, items, or materials at the cheapest possible price.
I'm looking for a price that's investor friendly.
by TheUser23 October 24, 2023
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Investor Slop

When a company does something meant to only please their investors and not their users/players. That’s Investor Slop.
Person 1: Hey have you seen all those companies recently?
Person 2: What companies.
Person 1: Y’know, all those investor slop companies?
Person 2: Ohh those companies that only care about the rich dudes?
Person 1: Not the best way to describe it but yeah.
by Investor_Slop June 19, 2025
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strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.
Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.
by ProfBruce April 20, 2011
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Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?
by JWOKIN June 3, 2022
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Khan Investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.
by Raffster1977 January 8, 2023
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Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut
Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor
by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023
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