Hump Bumps 

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

Hump Bumps by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

hump of the hippo 

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

hump of the hippo by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009

hump wedensday 

they day of the week which in hormonal teenagers run up to thier friends from behind and dry hump them. It usually causes a high pitched scream of surprise or a rendevous later that evening.

"Lyk ohmygaw kelly it's hump wedensday watch yo azz"

hump wedensday by a - mac June 15, 2006

hump day 

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.

Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!

hump day by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

hump da bump 

A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.

Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"

hump da bump by 1800-herpes April 30, 2008

Hump-Catting

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

Hump-Catting by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009

hump back 

A guy with a hunch back like a camel's hump

That guy has a hump back but he works like an ox

hump back by satan's-slut January 7, 2008