bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

by TXTWIC November 12, 2019

Heart Humping

Doing CPR.

The patient went unresponsive with no pulse, Nurse Sam started heart humping right away. Code Blue!!!

by anonymous September 15, 2023

Hurling Fudgsicle

The Hurling Fudgsicle is act of fornication that occurs when a female is in a hunched position while vomiting.

While in this position, the male holds her hair back while entering the anus.

Woman - "Honey, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to hurl."

Man - "Let's turn that into a Hurling Fudgsicle then why don't we?"

by Dirty-Dave October 4, 2009

humdings

to smell bad

man, that guy at the gum, proper humdings

man that guy at the gym is proper humdinging

dude you got any deodorant, i am humdinging

by jazzuk1 November 6, 2009

Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.

Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.

by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016

pixel humping

What you're doing when you watch your avatar get laid in a virtual metaverse such as Second Life or WoW.

So like, I totally picked up some dude last night online in SL and we ended up going back to his place and pixel humping.

by Steven Green January 12, 2007

medic humping

To ride an emergency vehicle's ass, taking advantage of the high speed and broken traffic

tech support guy: Shit, dude, we're late for work!
sales guy: I hear an ambulance coming. Let's medic hump to work!
tech support guy: Fo sho! Medic Humping is the Shizzle!

by Jager L July 18, 2007