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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 4, 2003
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004
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Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation
Man humanity sucks ass
by Amelyn January 4, 2018
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Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.
Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.
by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015
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Human

A unique intelligent organism that continually evolves and lives in a large, diverse population and society that relies on the tools it creates, verbal communication, and relies on advanced technology; usually has a different perspective on things.
The human created a house on the riverside with only stone and wood.
by Ultam8 May 9, 2016
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