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hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
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hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.
That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.
by mgbplt July 23, 2011
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Hover Bomb

Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.
There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.
by PureRaw December 9, 2011
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The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.
The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.
by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018
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butt hover

the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover
george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!
by 8ivel8 June 12, 2011
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
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Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.
How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)
by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017
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