Lane Hanger

n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to pass him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).

Traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.

by Captain America Lives October 9, 2007

gutter hanger

A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.

Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.

by Richard Crews December 5, 2017

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

Hagerstown famous

The notoriety or "fame" you experience after a particularly noisy mid-afternoon sex romp on a Hagerstown MD hotel room.

Old lady on civil war bus trip: my name is Mildred what's yours sonny?

Me: Michael ma'am.

Old lady: Oh, Michael? Room 205 right?

Me: Er, yes ma'am. (Damn now i'm Hagerstown famous)

Also my apologies to the congregation of the Third Baptist Church Selma Ga. I was in a groove and... Well anyway my apologies.

by Mike cheezmar June 8, 2013

hanger-on

A person who gets themselves involved with a high-profile individual, usually for the attention from the media.

Often, a hanger-on has little to no talent in a particular area of media; usually only cares about the publicity that comes with being a celebrity. All of this explains why they do what they do. These people are often accused of being "attention whores" or "gold-diggers" and other derogatory terms like the the ones named.

Otherwise known as being "famous for being famous".

Before Kim Kardashian became famous, she was great friends with heiress Paris Hilton. Was she a hanger-on?

by whats_yo_name_pussycat May 9, 2018

Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

hanger appeal

The attractiveness of a garment when viewed on a hanger (rather than being worn). A garment has hanger appeal if it looks good "on the rack" and would entice someone to look more closely, and perhaps try it on and buy it.

Girl, these tops don't got hanger appeal. They don't look good 'til you put them on.

by JBert September 23, 2006