Horving

The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.

Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.

by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018

Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

by LongSpanner June 9, 2020

harding memorial

its my fucking school.

bitch; hey do you know the school harding memorial?

me; yea its my fucking school pussy bitch

by pretty.little.perfect November 28, 2021

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

Having a waa

Used to describe the act of crying or being upset, usually when something is not worth being upset about.
The same as having a cry, with the word waa being used to describe the sound of crying.

Sarah's having a waa because she can't find her shoe.

Woaah, don't have a waa at me!

by Ampy October 28, 2010

Harding Leg

The condition of any unexplained rash , cyst , draining infection , limping or general grossness of one's leg.

Can also be caused by sliding into 2nd , stepping on rusty nails or hose testing.

Other known contributors are misuse of Chinese medicine , never wearing shorts , Greek messages and most likely too much mayonnaise.

Female : Do you have Harding Leg right now?
Male: Do I look like Dan , Paul or Brayn?
Female: No
Male: Then shut up , cunt.

by CaptainMick January 1, 2021

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020