magic hookah

hookah with weed mixed in the bowl of tobacco.

smoker #1-"hey this hookah is amazing"
smoker #2-"thats because its magic hookah there's weed burning in the bowl"

by selena_m July 31, 2006

hooah

an army term meaning yes, rodger, i undersand, ok, i agree, or any variation of a positive responce.

q: did you get the tire changed on the vehicle this morning
a: hooah!

by ted6889 October 5, 2008

Hookah

Middle eastern water pipe used to smoke Shisha out of. Shisha that is 90% molasses and 10% tobacco with .05% nicotine- the nicotine gets filtered out by the water in the base of the Hookah. Compared to 1 cigarette that has 1.7% nicotine and over 4,000 chemicals added. Used as a manly Social gathering among the over 18+ crowd.

Hey Shannon, would you like to smoke some shisha out of my Hookah?

by HookahGuru730 May 7, 2011

Hookah

(n.) Arab water pipe that has been perverted by stupid-ass American teens who think they're cool when they post Facebook pictures of them smoking it or who are under the delusion that hookah pipes are "safer" than cigarettes. Lol.

Hey Mike, my doctor just told me I have aggressive small-cell lung cancer because I was a dipshit and smoked hookah!

Oh shit, Alex! That sucks balls!

Yeah, it sure does! Man, I wish I hadn't been so fucking stupid!

Yep, that was pretty fucking dumb of you, Alex. You definitely deserve to die.

by Perpetualbeastmode February 27, 2009

hookahjew

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group

Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.

by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011

hooray for america

this expression is the type of expression you use when you aren't very excited about something, or when somebody tells you something it isn't all that interesting. its a way of saying, "i dont really care" in a way that won't hurt somebody's feeling as badly. NOTE: IT IS TO BE USED IN A SARCASTIC TONE.

person #1- i am so excited for chess championships tomorrow
person #2- hooray for america

by m.m. trip.up. December 31, 2006

hooray for me and fuck you

A derisive and crass expression, commonly used to convey a notion of self importance and or victory with total disregard for others. Common reactions are less than positive, as some people struggle triumphantly with the development of a sense of humor. It is typically used in a sarcastic fashion or when one is just plain killing it.

me- ha! totally didn't pay for that drink.

them- they forgot to charge you? you should pay for that.

me- right, except hooray for me and fuck you

by dreg14 April 28, 2012