A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
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(n.) The fluttering sensation of "butterflies" in one's stomach, increased heart rate, instantly improved mood, and a silly smile.
Gillypitters are most often given and reciprocated in loving and/or budding puppy-dog-eyed relationships, but can also be caused at the interaction or sometimes the mere thought of a particularly strong crush.
Gillypitters are most often given and reciprocated in loving and/or budding puppy-dog-eyed relationships, but can also be caused at the interaction or sometimes the mere thought of a particularly strong crush.
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jimbob: damn you two were all over eachother tonight
fredrickson: yeah man no worries we were just gillying
fredrickson: yeah man no worries we were just gillying
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She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
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Get the guilty pleasure friend mug.A very hard rainstorm that brings a lot of rain in a short amount of time. Unlike a hurricane that covers vast amounts of area, a gullywhumper typically refers to a local thunderstorm that turned severe with the rainfall.
Gullywhumpers typically have heavy flooding and standing water in places that normally are dry or drain very quickly after a storm. ie The 100 Year Flood.
Gullywhumpers typically have heavy flooding and standing water in places that normally are dry or drain very quickly after a storm. ie The 100 Year Flood.
That storm last night was a real Gullywhumper. It rained 6 inches in 2 hours! Bullfrog Creek is still flooding over the road.
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