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The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018
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gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .
Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth
by John Detlor June 13, 2007
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Gillypitters

(n.) The fluttering sensation of "butterflies" in one's stomach, increased heart rate, instantly improved mood, and a silly smile.

Gillypitters are most often given and reciprocated in loving and/or budding puppy-dog-eyed relationships, but can also be caused at the interaction or sometimes the mere thought of a particularly strong crush.
"Baby, you're the love of my life. You give me gillypitters whenever I see you!"
by PoisonRing Crane March 5, 2009
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gillying

to stroke or caress someone in a suggestive or arousing manner, except both parties know that it isn't going any farther, differentiating it from a tease.
jimbob: damn you two were all over eachother tonight

fredrickson: yeah man no worries we were just gillying
by rainyface July 25, 2009
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guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.
She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015
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Gullywhumper

A very hard rainstorm that brings a lot of rain in a short amount of time. Unlike a hurricane that covers vast amounts of area, a gullywhumper typically refers to a local thunderstorm that turned severe with the rainfall.
Gullywhumpers typically have heavy flooding and standing water in places that normally are dry or drain very quickly after a storm. ie The 100 Year Flood.
That storm last night was a real Gullywhumper. It rained 6 inches in 2 hours! Bullfrog Creek is still flooding over the road.
by JaxFish September 10, 2018
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Gilly horn

I pulled down her pants to eat the pussy and got poked in the eye by her gilly horn.
by Sheahalie December 17, 2018
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