Grounding

The act of banning someone from sexual acts or jiggy shit

You’re grounded you ain’t getting no pussy for 48 hours
Hey girl I’m grounding my boyfriend rn wanna get starbucks

by ovsess January 4, 2019

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.

Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 13, 2004

grucking

when a granny and a person fucking

i js got back from grucking, it was a family issue.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 16, 2023

crouching tiger

v. to administer a butt-whipping

Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.

by ironpope November 7, 2003

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018