Grottage

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

grotbag

A miserable old witch. Originated from the UK from a childrens show.

Theresa is such a grotbag today.
There is a grotbag living in that hut down the street.

by The Original Zippy© December 26, 2005

Grotey

Disgusting, repulsive, annoying to look at. Mostly refers to people, but can be used to other things such as objects and situations. Usually induces vomiting.

Ew, Amanda, your ex-boyfriend is so GROTEY.

by CrissDaneNorris August 6, 2010

grote

something nasty, dirty

that shit is grote!

by jay April 25, 2003

groty

gross

"That garbage is groty to the max"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Groton

Groton, A small town In South Eastern Connecticut. All the kids their are basically the same. The guys are caught up in their 'Shoe game'. The guys here spend alot of time with their 'boys'. Often getting high/drunk and then doing gay shit with eachother, like shoving items up eachothers asses. Girls on the other hand are completely open about what they do with their sexual life. Often 2 girls say they're bestfriends, 'get drunk' and use that as an excuse to fuck eachothers brains out. Most girls here are whores, who have countless STD's. Overall, the guys and girls have the same attitude. Willing to do anything for a little attention! Yup that's groton.

"I live in a shitty town with ratchet girls, and wannabe guys!"
"OH you must be talking about Groton!"

by Call me avalanche July 22, 2012

grotie

gross, disgusting; not pleasant.

That old man at Victoria's Secret was grotie!

by Taryn November 18, 2003