by Globe earther March 29, 2020
Get the Globe Earther mug.Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011
Get the Goober Douche mug.Related Words
grobe
• grobecker
• Grobeds
• Grobelchuck
• Grobeldobelgobel
• Groben
• groberm
• Groberman
• Grobert
• grobese
The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009
Get the Goober Butt mug.Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.
Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD
by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005
Get the globesity mug.basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 5, 2004
Get the goober mug.by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005
Get the grobese mug.1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 9, 2014
Get the Goobered mug.